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Some TOP JOKES Doing the round.              (Blogged dy Jodi)

10/10/2013

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PictureGet the picture bro?
Eight Words with two Meanings










1. THINGY 
Female...... Any part under a car's hood. 
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE 
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. 
Male..... Playing ball sports without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION 
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT 
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. 
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT 
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. 
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. 
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. 
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND; 

He said....
 I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants don't you? 


He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
 
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.


He said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
 

He said..... Why are married women heavier than singlewomen? 

She said..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
 


NB. It is difficult to know who to attribute this content to. Possible sources include:
minibite.com and monklands.co.uk 


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